Lyrics:

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"The Russian Polka Bicycle Song"

OH my the pokemon has come to catch me i better run, oooooh I"M RUNNING!!!

Lalalalalalalala
In soviet russia the pokemon catches you
Oh don't you bother to run away from him
The pokemon is a son of a bitch, oh crap he comes running, OH MY GAwdy nao.

Random doowoping with russia

Oh my gawd now the pokemon is come, they come to catch me , please help me run away

Oh noe I forgot what to say, oh crap there's a squirtle he's going to catch me!

Random gibberish.......Polka SONG POLKA SONG, I'm peddling away , oh CRAP there's a squirtle he going to catch me~!
oooh noo, I got caught by that squirtle... in soviet russia everything is backwards!~

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"Surf Your Heart Out"

Oh, surf you heart out today!

On your squirtle, but you realize your being chased by a Krabby
(oh krabby, why are you chasing me, I don't think this is quite right)

Oh what is that krabby saying? Oh my , he can hurt us , squirtle, Turn on the turbo.

Oh crap in russia the squirtle he rides yoU! 

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"I'll Never Drink Scotch with Conker No More"

�gI�fve got 8 days to complete this song and, a full canister of coffee grounds, no weed, a sore thumb, I hate cigs, so I can�ft smoke, and I�fm on a mission from god to complete this song.
HIT IT!�h

I�fll never drink with Conker no more, (10)
Because he had a bad fur, day And
will see his girlfriend, Nevermore! (8)

And so I�fll never drink Scotch with Conker
Again eventhough he�fs, (4)
King with allthe monies, (6)	
He acts like it�fs the end! Even with 
his frea-king . millions that won�ft ever wane! (10)

I�fll never drink with Conker no more. (10)
He always sees theworldin worst light, (10)
Even the crown on his head don�ft make it right! (13)
He wandered off and got lost in the night. And so
I�fm drinking Scotch with Conker some more.
We�fre being real barflies right now.
 
He�fs cantankerous and downtro-d-den,
He�fs always in the worst plight,
He won�ft laugh atthe most humorous kiddin�f,
His sadness is his biggest fight
Oh sure he always has a good time,
And so far I think I can make many a go-od rhyme,

But by his thirddrink, I rea-lly think,
Helooks like, he feels like: King Slime
I feelthat he�fs done his time, under 
His eyes he has bags, I�fll help him 
find his life�fs lime, Because his feet and soul he drags And
 so I�fll drink Maker�fs Mark with Conker this time

So I will bother him to ride with 
Me In my car at no cost,
The gas is my dime,
And the fact that it�fs rusty,
Will make sure we don�ft get lost.

And that�fs why I�fll never drink with Conker No More!
I really hope and I really pray.
And that�fs the end of this song my friend, I hope you enjoyed my bad taste.
Good lessons learned, from around the bend,
I had fun my friend, and now the so-o-ong must end.

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